Mimosa, Bloody Mary, nice flute of champagne — or maybe a favorite tipple in your coffee. Make yourself one and join me at our own Algonquin Round Table, the spirit of Dorothy Parker abides.
Happy Sunday, one and all! As Hurricane Hilary threatens SoCal (and the jokes just write themselves) August still keeps proving itself the red-headed stepchild of the calendar. America’s own Ministry of Truth is busy trying to erase history and women, and FJBiden continues to creep on kids. Yes, dears, I do have champagne with brunch this Sunday morning — but you can also fortify yourself with some Irish coffees, crab-cake eggs benedict, and, oh look! A veritable mountain of crispy, thick-sliced bacon. Let’s get to it.
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And as Democrats ready Gavin Newsom for the Oval Office …
California continues to hack up, like one of the drug-addled homeless guys with raging TB, more examples of his leadership …
Stories about the crime issues plaguing Democrat-run cities across America have become so commonplace that, at this point, they are a lot like dog bites man reports. But they deserve documentation if for no other reason than to hold so-called city leaders accountable for allowing the situation to deteriorate to the point that people are getting assaulted and murdered because of it.
Officials at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services advised hundreds of employees in San Francisco to work remotely for the foreseeable future due to public safety concerns.https://t.co/Naw0zBgdYS
— San Francisco Chronicle (@sfchronicle) August 12, 2023
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It’s a real mystery
This happens,
I was shopping at Topanga Mall when this happened!! They started stealing all the Designer from Nordstroms pic.twitter.com/VY3Z2P0E11
— Noel Escobar (@Noelskeez) August 12, 2023
This is the response.
Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass launched a new task force Thursday to fight mass looting and retail theft in the region.
OOoooo!! A Task Force! I’m sure the thieves are shaking in their hoodies and stolen cars on that one.
Shaking with laughter. And as a group of partisan hacks sit for meetings (fully catered, I assume) for months trying to figure out why all these lovely people have turned up the mobbing of retail stores, owners will close shop, employees will lose jobs and the law-abiding will shelter at home.
Bug or feature, dears?
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This is how you handle bad faith questions
Be prepared for them:
WATCH: A “pan-sexual” reporter tries to bait Vivek Ramaswamy at the Iowa State Fair
Instead, he delivers a masterclass on how to instantly turn the tables
Watch his masterful warning against activists grooming children, and their “tyranny of the minority” pic.twitter.com/ONS3YPbuaQ
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) August 14, 2023
A little Sunday note and advice here? We have primary season for a reason. You may already have your favorite candidate, but you do yourself no favors when not taking the time to listen to other members of the team you claim as your own. If the Left shows one thing, it is they seem to know how to pull together in their hate of all that is American. Why can’t we do the same in our love of this country and its founding principles?
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The Ugly Aussie
The stereotype of the loud, obnoxious, entitled tourist was the Ugly American. Now due to the more rancid corners of social media that has given rise to the rent-seeking Influencer phenom, we have Australian Mia Chloe who hasn’t yet met a part of American she couldn’t whinge about.
In a video posted several days ago, she called out the abundance of American flags she observed during her travels to the United States.
“I’m just going to say it. There are too many American flags. They’re on houses. They’re on cars. Some are on couch cushions,” she said. “You’re the only country that I know that does this.”
Mia also doesn’t like American supermarkets and is shocked anyone would ever voluntarily live in Kansas. Greg Abbott said out loud what most of us are thinking:
Go back to Australia.
— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) August 14, 2023
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Your Sunday Palate Cleanser
I couldn’t help grinning through this whole segment.
Bring on the silly, innocent fun! We need so much more of this.
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Your Sunday Smile
Not all heroes walk on two legs.
Golden Retrievers aren’t known as the most vicious protection dogs. But break into this one’s backyard and threaten his 4-year-old hooman and you’re gonna find out! Even if you’re a bear…
What a good boy!!! Bring on the steaks for him.
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Looks like our Sunday together has come to an end, dears. I hope the rest of your day is filled with happy making activities — family, friends, hobbies or just a good book and a pitcher of iced tea. Stay safe and I’ll see you next week. Cheers.
featured image original graphic by Darleen Click
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